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You Know You’re A Dog Person When…

There are two types of people in this world; people who like dogs and people who are wrong. I’ve combined a few of my favourite things, namely cute dogs and GIF’s, to bring to you the roller coaster of emotions that comes with being a dog person:

It’s practically impossible to walk past a dog without petting it…

You sometimes visit your friend’s house just to have a cuddle with their pup…

You wouldn’t dream of sharing food with anyone else, but it goes without saying that your dog gets half your ice cream…

You miss them more than you miss your family when you go on holiday…

You wish you could FaceTime them while you’re away…

Your dog has priority over your significant other…

You could be having the time of your life in the Maldives but a part of you still can’t to get home and see your barking BFFs…

The face of your dog as you leave them in the morning gives you night terrors…

If anyone says anything mean or nasty to your pup, you make a mental note to not talk to them again #neverforget…

You understand that no one will be as happy to see you as your dog is when you get home at the end of the day…

That awkward wave with fellow dog-walkers…

That feeling when you’re out for a walk and realise you forgot poo bags…

…and you do a sort of discreet poo hockey manoeuvre to try and get in into a nearby hedge…

 

When you meet a dog after a glass of wine or four…

You will never truly trust a cat person…

You talk about your dog in the same way that others your age talk about their kids…

Your future looks something a bit like this…

When someone says your dog is too ‘licky’…

 

Your idea of a mad weekend looks a bit like this…

And although your dog might be one sandwich short of a picnic…

And very naughty at times…

…It’s difficult to imagine life without your little fluff ball!

Have I missed any!? Comment your own ‘you know you’re a dog person when…’ along with an appropriate GIF via my social media channels!

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11 Comments

  1. This is perfect. This is absolutely me 100% and im glad its not just me whose a crazy dog lady! Great post. Its hilarious 😊

  2. This is too funny! I am a hugggeeee dog person, (all animals to be fair) and my dog is literally the Queen as far as Im concerned. I recognised myself in pretty much every sentence in your post hahahaha

  3. Your blog is so cute, I love your niche! :). I love all your cute pictures and the humour of this post. I don’t know why, but I’ve always had a bit of a dog phobia 🙁

  4. You know when you are a dog person when other people say to their dogs, ‘aw look, its auntie so and so’ and the dogs go wild. Gives me a warm feeling everytime.

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